December 6-21
By Joe Mantello

Based on the personal experiences of David Sedaris, this adult comedy puts a satirical twist on the commercialism of Christmas. Crumpet, the Macy’s elf-gone-bad, is here to tell all about elfin life. Surly parents, greedy children, bad Santa’s, and others are about to be exposed. Packed with plenty of witty, dry insights, The Santaland Diaries is a welcome antidote to the schmaltz of the holiday season. 

“David Sedaris’ memories of working as a Macy’s Christmas elf… are sure to put a lemon twist in your buttered rum.” – DC Theatre Scene

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